Evan has played for the Twilighters in black shorts for almost 6 years. Some of the positions he’s played in his career are prop, flank and hook. In his previous life he played for the Burnaby South Rebels and the Burnaby Buffaloes under the legendary coach “John Adams”. Evan’s real occupation consists of being an “asshole” and he proudly has the pro-card to prove it, even though he’s doing a great job. When he has a spare moment he works as a cable pressure technician for Telus. Despite his dubious occupations, one has to remember to stay on Evan’s good side, as he can often be seen volunteering to check for ID for entry to our clubhouse. When asked what his goals were, he quoted,
CRUSH MY ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE ME, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN! And drink some beers with the boys and girls!
You’ll fit right in with the Twits, Evan.